when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
"I am my own blankie."
This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
wait for it… nearly there
I want to rip my eyes out
australian wizards learn how to cast spells without saying the full spell because they’re lazy speakers
australian wizards are really good at non verbal spells because why say it when you can think it
australian wizards have highest rate of magical mishaps due to the experimentation of shortening of spell language
drop bears, sky-hooks, yowies and bunyips are real
wizard firefighters because the fires here are alive
indigenous spells only passed down by word of mouth within the tribe
and just imagine australian animagii, because I doubt any wizard or witch would change into something that looked out of place
massive branches of indigenous spells being wiped out when languages were lost
australian history of magic classes focusing on the impact of white settlement on indigenous wizarding communities
australian care of magical creatures classes are some of the most dangerous in the world
The Rainbow Serpent being an actual extant magical beast. As the giver of life it is the polar opposite to the basilisk. It’s rumoured that its glance can cure the petrification caused by the basilisk.
Bunjil being the animal form of a famous animagus
Hell every Dreaming story turning out to be an actual account of magical beasts or wizardry, only the exact facts are sketchy as they’ve been somewhat distorted by the telling of the tale from generation to generation
Marngrook as a wizarding sport
Potions classes with endemic australian flora. Students struggling with potions using eucalypts due to their highly combustible nature
Australian wixen working with muggle firefighters during bushfires as they’re so used to eucalypts blowing up in their faces.
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
FUCK, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY.
THIS never gets old.