1. dementedvampiriczombie:

    thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

    holmesfan:

    tin-pan-ali:

    area 51 is just the american wizarding school

    aliens is a perfect cover story

    hOLY SHIT

     (via thestarlesswanderer)

    FUCK, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY.

    (via jazzie560)

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  2. craftymcclever:

why heeellllooooo

    craftymcclever:

    why heeellllooooo

    (via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

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  3. queer-multifandom-antichrist:


THIS never gets old.

i’m crying

    queer-multifandom-antichrist:

    THIS never gets old.

    i’m crying

    (via frozen-in-childhood)

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  4. (via togifs)

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  5. (via avatarkira)

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  6. catcalls:

my-special-angel:

mollyiswideawake:

octaviancross:

Always remember

YEAH BUT CALIGULA WAS FUCKIN INSANE
And not in a good way. He was literally insane, and he was an absolute tyrant. He’s my favourite Roman emperor, just because he’s so interesting
His father was a military hero, and he spent the first few years of his life on an army camp, where he paraded around wearing this mini-military uniform his mother made (which is where he got his name- “Caligula” meaning “little boot”). The soldiers basically worshipped him.
As a teenager, he was called before Tiberius (who was a complete tyrant in his own right, and supposedly killed members of Caligula’s family) on the island of Capri, where he was forcibly adopted and as a result of how well he was treated he supposedly developed Stockholm Syndrome (though this is subject to debate). He held an undying hatred for Tiberius but was forced to show respect, so took out his anger on others and enjoyed watching executions and torture, and frequently indulged in orgies
TIBERIUS THOUGHT HE WAS MAD. TIBERIUS.
He gains absolute power of the Roman Empire at the 24- spent the last 5 years watching Tiberius murder, rape, and torture innocents for his own pleasure. So it’s fair to say he’s pretty messed up. He starts off by obliterating unpopular tax and literally giving away money- thus winning the adoration of the citizens. Then, seemingly overnight, he becomes a vicious, bloodthirsty psychopath.
Early in his reign, he fell ill and spent a considerably period of time on the verge of death. Following most of his recovery, he still suffered major headaches and sometimes wandered round his palace in the dead of night, and started cross-dressing
During his illness, one man offered his life in exchange for Caligula’s recovery. When he recovered, Caligula sought out this man and had him sacrificed.
He called banquets, raped the female guests, then brought them back to the table to discuss the rape with the other guests
HE DECLARED WAR ON THE GODS. Hence why he had the army fight Poseidon.
He would make parents watch the executions of their children
He held dinner parties for highly-regarded Roman citizens, during which he would order the executions of criminals between courses and- while his guests were dining- he would rape their wives in the room next door
He appointed a horse as a consul. I’ll say that again. HE NAMED A HORSE A CONSUL. He had said horse attended to by 18 servants and fed it oats mixed with gold flakes
He names himself a living God
He his reign lasted four years, before he was stabbed to death. He did all that in four years.
I’M SORRY I JUST REALLY LOVE ROMAN HISTORY OK

Also when he would throw house parties he would hide wild animal like lions in random rooms and made people tour his house by themselves and they would be eaten if they opened the wrong door
(just so you know I did a huge project about him in history)

Reblogging for Marie’s awesome commentary

    catcalls:

    my-special-angel:

    mollyiswideawake:

    octaviancross:

    Always remember

    YEAH BUT CALIGULA WAS FUCKIN INSANE

    And not in a good way. He was literally insane, and he was an absolute tyrant. He’s my favourite Roman emperor, just because he’s so interesting

    • His father was a military hero, and he spent the first few years of his life on an army camp, where he paraded around wearing this mini-military uniform his mother made (which is where he got his name- “Caligula” meaning “little boot”). The soldiers basically worshipped him.
    • As a teenager, he was called before Tiberius (who was a complete tyrant in his own right, and supposedly killed members of Caligula’s family) on the island of Capri, where he was forcibly adopted and as a result of how well he was treated he supposedly developed Stockholm Syndrome (though this is subject to debate). He held an undying hatred for Tiberius but was forced to show respect, so took out his anger on others and enjoyed watching executions and torture, and frequently indulged in orgies
    • TIBERIUS THOUGHT HE WAS MAD. TIBERIUS.
    • He gains absolute power of the Roman Empire at the 24- spent the last 5 years watching Tiberius murder, rape, and torture innocents for his own pleasure. So it’s fair to say he’s pretty messed up. He starts off by obliterating unpopular tax and literally giving away money- thus winning the adoration of the citizens. Then, seemingly overnight, he becomes a vicious, bloodthirsty psychopath.
    • Early in his reign, he fell ill and spent a considerably period of time on the verge of death. Following most of his recovery, he still suffered major headaches and sometimes wandered round his palace in the dead of night, and started cross-dressing
    • During his illness, one man offered his life in exchange for Caligula’s recovery. When he recovered, Caligula sought out this man and had him sacrificed.
    • He called banquets, raped the female guests, then brought them back to the table to discuss the rape with the other guests
    • HE DECLARED WAR ON THE GODS. Hence why he had the army fight Poseidon.
    • He would make parents watch the executions of their children
    • He held dinner parties for highly-regarded Roman citizens, during which he would order the executions of criminals between courses and- while his guests were dining- he would rape their wives in the room next door
    • He appointed a horse as a consul. I’ll say that again. HE NAMED A HORSE A CONSUL. He had said horse attended to by 18 servants and fed it oats mixed with gold flakes
    • He names himself a living God
    • He his reign lasted four years, before he was stabbed to death. He did all that in four years.

    I’M SORRY I JUST REALLY LOVE ROMAN HISTORY OK

    Also when he would throw house parties he would hide wild animal like lions in random rooms and made people tour his house by themselves and they would be eaten if they opened the wrong door

    (just so you know I did a huge project about him in history)

    Reblogging for Marie’s awesome commentary

    (via silencewillfallin221b)

    5 days ago  /  168,039 notes  /  Source: i-accidently-everything

  7. honeyside:

roughstar:

sephirona:

I’m special

I thought this was the most clever way of ever building a character

Agreed~
I thought the snarkiness of the book itself was hilarious - they knew that grown adults would be playing the game, so they made the book extra patronizing while giving it a useful function within the game. Really great design.

    honeyside:

    roughstar:

    sephirona:

    I’m special

    I thought this was the most clever way of ever building a character

    Agreed~

    I thought the snarkiness of the book itself was hilarious - they knew that grown adults would be playing the game, so they made the book extra patronizing while giving it a useful function within the game. Really great design.

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  10. medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

    medievalfantasist:

    gicknilbert:

    HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

    With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

    (via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

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  11. gimme-some-pie:

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:


Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it


ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
JAMES
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING

    gimme-some-pie:

    thewholockedarmyinitiative:

    keepalive66:

    pabus-tail:

    strawberryvespers:

    well-im-the-lord-of-time:

    passthecocaine:

    Yeah but can you imagine:

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

    Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

    Has a nice ring to it

    ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

    JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

    ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

    NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

    ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

    THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

    JAMES

    I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

    IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

    BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

    OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING

    (via goldentheatre)

    5 days ago  /  318,952 notes  /  Source: zuckerwattetraum

  12. team-ravn:

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

THIS HORSE IS ON FIYAAAAH

    team-ravn:

    thedevintownsendfanproject:

    offside-goal:

    guaridadelmalvado:

    "shoes in spanish"

    MOMMY ISSUES

    JAPANESE PORNSTAR

    THIS HORSE IS ON FIYAAAAH

    (via charc-arts)

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  13. cakejam:

    HE’S BACK ONCE AGAIN

    (via blockchiken)

    6 days ago  /  86,001 notes  /  Source: cakejam

  14. telanovella:

I can’t even begin to explain how painful this scene was to watch. Knowing you as the viewer can’t do anything to help this man who is literally at the end of his rope trying to stay alive and fight.  It made me think of how if this was ATLA and this was Aang, he’d find a way. In fact he’d probably bust out the Avatar State to help him over come these powerful benders. But the thing is, Tenzin isn’t Aang. And this isn’t Avatar The Last Airbender. And Tenzin, as strong as he is and as powerful as he is, can only bend air. And what’s worse, is that he’s absolutely alone.  For all we know, Tenzin could have believed that his beloved siblings were taken out. Permanently. And there was nothing he could have done to help them.  This is a man who held onto hope knowing that there really wasn’t much to begin with. And if that’s not true strength, I don’t know what is.

    telanovella:

    I can’t even begin to explain how painful this scene was to watch. Knowing you as the viewer can’t do anything to help this man who is literally at the end of his rope trying to stay alive and fight.
    It made me think of how if this was ATLA and this was Aang, he’d find a way. In fact he’d probably bust out the Avatar State to help him over come these powerful benders.
    But the thing is, Tenzin isn’t Aang. And this isn’t Avatar The Last Airbender. And Tenzin, as strong as he is and as powerful as he is, can only bend air. And what’s worse, is that he’s absolutely alone.
    For all we know, Tenzin could have believed that his beloved siblings were taken out. Permanently. And there was nothing he could have done to help them.
    This is a man who held onto hope knowing that there really wasn’t much to begin with. And if that’s not true strength, I don’t know what is.

    (via professormiku)

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  15. avatarkira:

we-are-team-free-wifi:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

It’s like the ball pit’s evil twin.

oh my god where can i find this

    avatarkira:

    we-are-team-free-wifi:

    spontaneousmusicalnumber:

    chusovitina:

    hanamon:

    kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

    angryvriska:

    cyberacat:

    youtastedalektable:

    she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

    IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

    YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

    OKAY

    I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

    WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

    I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

    so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

    At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

    YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

    DONT PANIC

    TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

    It’s like the ball pit’s evil twin.

    oh my god where can i find this

    1 week ago  /  322,471 notes